The Virginians
Captain's Log, Stardate, oh wait, that's Pajama Boy stuff. It's not unusual for Quark's to have a busy Happy Hour on a Friday. Station personnel like to get an early…
Who is John Galt?
Captain's Log, Stardate, oh, wait, that's Pajama Boy stuff. It was a typical happy hour at Quark's for a Friday. Which is to say, aside from myself and Morn, there…
Putting a Spell on Taxes
Captain's Log, Stardate, oh, wait, that's pajama boy stuff. Quark's Place was lively. He had a new floor show going on that was attracting a lot of attention. Three old…
Lumps of Coal and Santa
Captain's Log, Stardate, oh, wait, that's Pajama Boy talk. I was at Quark's having pints and shots after a very satisfying Christmas dinner over at Tunok's Kill and Grill. No,…
TSA Wants Your Nail Clippers – but not your phaser
Captain's Log, Stardate, oh, wait. That's pajama boy stuff. I was sitting at the bar in Quark's Place when in walked Scotty, fresh off a transport from Earth, and dressed…
Of Jedi Tea Patriots and Beer
Captain's Log, Stardate, oh, wait, that's pajama boy stuff. We made it back to DS9 and Quark’s place. Rocky-wan Viterbo looked quite depressed over the loss of the Millennium Albatross.…
Surf’s Up
Captain's Log, Stardate, oh, wait, that's pajama boy stuff. Things were getting dicey in Cell Block NCC-1701. Not only were there stormtroopers to deal with, but the Red Shirts found…
Kahuna Meets Rambo Viterbo
Captain’s Log, Stardate, oh wait, that’s pajama boy stuff. Mos Eisley Spaceport. No where in the galaxy is there a greater den of inequity, except maybe DS9. It is an…
Distress Signal
Captain's Log, Stardate, oh, wait, that's pajama boy stuff. We were out near a planet called Tatooine, looking for some good surf, and failing completely to find any. Thinking it…
Barking Tribble
Captain's Log, Stardate, oh, wait, that's pajama boy stuff. I was at my usual spot at the bar in Quark's Place when Quark came up with my first round of…